So, when I transitioned from an e-commerce site to a blog I thought to myself, “This is going to rock. I will be able to market and bring attention to my products like never before.” I thought I would write every day. Tell clever stories. Have people enraptured with my wit and sense of irony. I convinced myself I would be witty and clever and that people would hit the site daily to see what my keen mind had come up with since their last visit.

Turns out I was a bit, well, misguided. Ok, perhaps a tidge delusional. I had not envisioned or considered the illusive nature of the mistress known as clever repartee. Nor did I foresee how I would struggle to muster something clever. I am telling you all this as a form of apology, as a promise that I will try to do better. To paraphrase Scarlett, as God as my witness, I will be clever and witty and keen and all that good stuff. It may take time. It may take many stabs at glory. But it will be done.

In the meantime, I hope you will check back regularly to see new products. I continue to load products regularly. So, please, check those out. Plus, you should check back regularly to see if I have tamed that elusive mistress known as wit. You know I will make her my bitch, the real question is when. Stay tuned!